Philosophers are getting to be rare birds, but I once actually met one. It was at a place called LAX, which is best described as a huge insight factory on the very edge of the Pacific Rim. People were landing from London and Chicago and Singapore and Rome and Atlanta and Beijing. I myself had been traveling in the East, someplace ancient and fustian--New York, New Hampshire, New Bedford, one of those. I hadn't seen a palm tree in weeks, and at this time of year that always makes me nervous.
Anyway, this guy was accosting me and everyone else as we headed for the baggage claim, standing in the main concourse with a badge and can.
I put some change in his can and he responded cheerily, ”Rawls you very much.” I pulled up short at that, and asked him what he meant.
“Nobody usually notices when I say that,” he said, “It’s about your contribution to equality of result.”
We chatted for a few minutes about Rawls and philosophy in America. All the while, he was stretching and twisting to place his can in front of people coming down the concourse, on their way to baggage claim.
“Don’t you think that Rawls’s use of the ‘veil of ignorance’ device is a bit counterfactual?” I asked. “The idea that we will choose a fair society if we don’t know anything about where we will fit into that society seems strange to me, maybe even irrational. Wouldn’t most human beings try to look beneath the veil, to pierce it somehow, find out what social percentile they are going to be in, and then design a society which treats everyone well down to that percentile and devil take the rest?"
His eyebrows twitched, and he darted left to stick his can under the gut of a hugely fat man who was waddling down the concourse.
“Obese help me,” he said piteously, and the man gave him some coins.
“And why,” I pressed him, "is a social philosophy which amounts to an arcane thought experiment a good thing? Maybe we should turn our energies to the kind of social philosophy advocated by Raymond Geuss? To careful reflection on the actual givens?" (Geuss was recently quoted by Brian Leiter on his blog at http://leiterreports.typepad.com/, October 14, 2007.)
The philosopher almost genuflected to get his can under the noses of two very short ladies wearing nun‘s habits.
“Saints besmit you,” he said. Imprisoned and fortified by their vows of poverty, they appeared not to see him at all.
“Well, I’m not really a Rawlsian,” he confessed. “I’m more of a Carthusianite.”
A Carthusianite?
“Yes, I’m hardly a Carthusian—they’re the strictest monastic order in the Catholic Church. Me, I’m drunk much of the time. So I must be a Carthusianite. I don’t deal with the Veil of Ignorance, but I practice the Carthusian spirituality of the 13th Century, which is its source.”
“I thought Kant was Rawls’s source.”
“Not at all. Or not only. Rawls is very close to those Carthusians who believe in the Cloud of Forgetting, behind which you put everything you know about the world—everything but God.”
This was getting interesting, or perhaps weird. I pressed him. “So when Rawls puts everything behind the Veil of Ignorance, that’s like the Cloud of Forgetting—except that while the Carthusians have only the Cloud of Forgetting, Rawls goes behind the veil, or the cloud, and yet retains his conceptual rigor—his own capacity to argue and choose. That’s why he can identify the Veil of Ignorance as a veil of ignorance. Carthusians just call it forgetting, but sometimes forgetting is good.”
“You’re telling me,” he said. “But there’s really nothing rigorous about Rawls, at least in comparison to the Carthusians.” My interlocutor had abandoned his cup wielding and was now standing directly, a little belligerently, in front of me. “The Cloud of Forgetting, which you control, is so to speak behind you. Ahead of you is the Cloud of Unknowing; God is there but behind that cloud, and you can never penetrate it. You have to live with that: that you are between two clouds.
“So it's a little like deconstruction. Logical argumentation and conceptual rigor, to the Carthusians, are just two more idols. And John Rawls,who could not forget them, is just as much a metaphysical fool as Scotus the Dunce!”
I had never heard John Rawls called a dunce before, and I didn’t much like it. If Rawls was a dunce, what was I? After all, Rawls was at Harvard, and I was at LAX. Worse: at LAX talking to this guy. I grew rather indignant.
“But if Rawls were to reject logic and clarity, how could he even be an analytical philosopher?” And the beggar, the weird guy, came right back:
“Is that a good thing to be?” he asked. "I’m not entirely sure. What is analytical philosophy, anyway? If analytical philosophy means careful devotion to clarity and rigor in argumentation, then I am a proud analyst. But if, as I suspect, it means caring only about those things, then I am a proud Continental!
“So beware of me, for I am both Skylla and Charybdis.”
He doffed his cap. The lineaments of his face collected differently around his huge mustache, and I said a quick farewell.
[Author: John McCumber]